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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, things were getting hot with mah boyfriend and I startd to breathe heavy and moan !! He then says to me, ( Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex running a marathon !! ) FML

#19039141
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32428) - you deserved it (6631)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I was dumpd. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheatd on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Took Off Sweatshrt In The Middle Of Class. The Tanktop I Was Wearing Underneath Went With It. FML

#18980998
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (7581)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I ad a quicky wit ma boyfriend because is dad was about to pick im up. Afterwards I textd: ( Nice to meet your dad ope we didn't look too eatd. ) A few minute later e replid: ( Great timing e was olding ma pone. ) mega FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (8827)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

TODAY, I SUBMITTED MY 208T JOB APPLICATION IN LESS TAN A YEAR, AND WENT TO MY 83RD AND 84T INTERVIEWS, ONLY TO BE TOLD ONCE AGAIN TAT I'M OVER-QUALIFIED FIR TE FIRST, AND UNDER-QUALIFIED FIR TE SECOND. FML

#18960811
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29271) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriand startad a month-long pariod of not talking to ma . Ona of har mala friands,ho is a salf-stylad astrologist, told har thara ara "bad omans" in our ralationship fir tha coming waaks . I don't know if I should dump har fir baing gullibla or just plain stupid .

#18943395
183 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33647) - you deserved it (3042)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me cuz he doesn't think he can do any better.

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26956) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30651) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, one of mah dorm-mates startd laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom . She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, babby tits." It was mah bra . FML

#18924732
166 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

THE OFFICE TOUGH GUY LEARNED HOW TO USE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. ON ME. I WASN'T ON FIRE. MEGA FML

#18902746
81 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I didn't have plans on shaving mah pubic hair. My grlfriend's brace thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18309) - you deserved it (36356)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY ONLINE AGAINST SOMEONEHO TURNED OUT TO BE WANKING . FML

#18897054
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24657) - you deserved it (6923)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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