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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About icic6772 : I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!

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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

#19039141
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33571) - you deserved it (6775)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44754) - you deserved it (9504)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30928) - you deserved it (7621)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (8842)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31669) - you deserved it (2199)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

#18943395
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24257) - you deserved it (3238)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33771) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27036) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39619) - you deserved it (3149)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31852) - you deserved it (3604)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

#18924732
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26608) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22175) - you deserved it (2152)

On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18910) - you deserved it (37318)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (7138)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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