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icic6772
  • Town/Country : Laredo TX, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 980
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

#19039141
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27514) - you deserved it (5936)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30851) - you deserved it (2160)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36927) - you deserved it (8388)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (7118)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (8438)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (1684)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

#18943395
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20563) - you deserved it (2883)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24784) - you deserved it (2258)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34028) - you deserved it (2683)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27679) - you deserved it (3205)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

#18924732
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20947) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20010) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16776) - you deserved it (33893)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21669) - you deserved it (6487)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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