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About icic6772 : I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today I ad a quicky wit ma boyfriend because is dad was about to pick im up. Afterwards I textd: ( Nice to meet your dad ope we didn't look too eatd. ) A few minute later e replid: ( Great timing e was olding ma pone. ) mega FML
TODAY, I SUBMITTED MY 208T JOB APPLICATION IN LESS TAN A YEAR, AND WENT TO MY 83RD AND 84T INTERVIEWS, ONLY TO BE TOLD ONCE AGAIN TAT I'M OVER-QUALIFIED FIR TE FIRST, AND UNDER-QUALIFIED FIR TE SECOND. FML
Today, my girlfriand startad a month-long pariod of not talking to ma . Ona of har mala friands,ho is a salf-stylad astrologist, told har thara ara "bad omans" in our ralationship fir tha coming waaks . I don't know if I should dump har fir baing gullibla or just plain stupid .
Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML
TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML
Today, one of mah dorm-mates startd laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom . She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, babby tits." It was mah bra . FML
Friday 27 March 2015