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About iceandspice89 : R.E.A.L = Realize. Everyone. Ain't. Loyal
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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML
Friday 6 December 2013