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Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)
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