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iamturtle101
  • Town/Country : Long Beach, CA, United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57943) - you deserved it (5692)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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