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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I used mapquest to get to LA to visit my friend. Turns out I ended up in Compton, and got shot at while driving. Compton isn't LA. Mapquest lied. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I was at my friend's younger brother's birthday party, who also happens to be deaf. His father gave him a bat and a blindfold and the boy started swinging away at what he thought was the pinata. Unfortunately, he could not see or hear anyone shouting to stop hitting his father. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 9:30pm - love - by where's the candy? - United States (California)
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