Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

iamturtle101

Search for a member

iamturtle101
  • Town/Country : Long Beach, CA, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 670
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

iamturtle101's last visitors

cutebutpsycho

iamturtle101's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

iamturtle101's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

#4499384
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60692) - you deserved it (6911)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by