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iamseamonster
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (5715)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting these random explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

#5227356 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (2153)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was taken a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through that bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

#2560724 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (7788) - you deserved it (38533)

On 06/03/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by Unimpressed (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (416)

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (92113)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (3976)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)