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Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (48531)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

#973952
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (48531)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

#973952
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (48531)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so i said "yeah that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by AlienZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

#916470
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15437) - you deserved it (80038)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

#915379
188 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

#910687
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (56189)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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