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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40747) - you deserved it (2037)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30711) - you deserved it (3979)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom



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