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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 July 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 899
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About iamazombie : i like music

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Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32135) - you deserved it (3585)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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