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About i_imagine : I like to go on this site and read about other people's misfortunes because it seems to be a great source of entertainment. I'm terrible. :(

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (273216) - you deserved it (17633)

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