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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101474) - you deserved it (45821)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

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