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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 June 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 668
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iSuicide : I was born on Friday the 13th
Thats bad luck as it is lmao

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Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60598) - you deserved it (3312)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15584) - you deserved it (84147)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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