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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 June 1984 (29 years)
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About iSuicide : I was born on Friday the 13th
Thats bad luck as it is lmao

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Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69092) - you deserved it (4474)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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