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iSpasticFantasti
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 734
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iSpasticFantasti : I am just me, hardly accepted, rarely accepting and constantly aspiring. :)

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Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML

#15986605
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I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (3185)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24691) - you deserved it (2342)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (44504)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (44504)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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