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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1054
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iSpasticFantasti : I am just me, hardly accepted, rarely accepting and constantly aspiring. :)

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iSpasticFantasti's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8397) - you deserved it (26933)

On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (4707)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (4707)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML

#15986605
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34904) - you deserved it (3583)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30860) - you deserved it (3164)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11748) - you deserved it (49749)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11748) - you deserved it (49749)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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