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iSlowPwnz
  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 513
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iSlowPwnz : I'm not a virgin! Life fucks me every day! ;D

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Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71646) - you deserved it (5682)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59483) - you deserved it (8065)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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