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iShinee
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1949 (62 years)
  • Number of visits : 2675
  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60699) - you deserved it (5969)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. I was leaning over the saucepan of oil on the stove when it flared up in my face. On the bright side, I no longer have to worry about plucking my eyebrows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13825) - you deserved it (34592)

On 05/10/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by torchy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (104651) - you deserved it (4035)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6900) - you deserved it (26782)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (14847) - you deserved it (4116)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)