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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60477) - you deserved it (634481)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63066) - you deserved it (2849)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm - work - by Grrrrr (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237421) - you deserved it (82087)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18991) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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