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Town/Country : England
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1990 (23 years)
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About iSatori_11 : Music is my true religion.

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Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32817) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18300) - you deserved it (6118)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

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154 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

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266 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
270 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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339 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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355 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

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238 comments

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