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About iSatori_11 : Music is my true religion.
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)
Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States
Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States
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