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iSarah
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 October 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1926
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML

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On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by grounded4life (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said,"This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Daniel_rules (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - health - by Fitz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML

#923174 (159)

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On 04/12/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by chococool223 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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Today, my ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)