About iRiS890 : Why the fuck are you checking out my profile? Was it because I said something witty? Was it because I was a tool? Were you hoping to see my dreams and inspirations laid before you? Too fucking bad. You know what I fucking like? Rainbows, puppies, and sunshine. Chances are you don't fall into any of those categories, so you can go now. Just go, and don't come back.
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