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Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

#17406702
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (2295)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by allinicolesmh - United States (Texas)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33674) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11414) - you deserved it (56929)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8320) - you deserved it (47735)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

#16286045
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8873) - you deserved it (58757)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
196 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43267) - you deserved it (5438) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (10920)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (7743)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -



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