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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iLizeth : No, I don't know what you're thinking.
I'm studying psychology, not telepathy. ;)

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML


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