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  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iLawl : Ohai. I like pomegranates. :3

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iLawl's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59762) - you deserved it (6385)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55400) - you deserved it (2773)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54672) - you deserved it (3162)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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