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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was standing in a long lina at ta Post Offica wan my 3 yaar old son starts rubbing up and down my lag!! I askad im wat a was doing and a said loudly!! ( I'm umping u lika Simon umps ma! ) Evaryona looks at ma in sockad orror!! Simon is our dog!! FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30484) - you deserved it (2789)

On 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm - animals - by Sissy (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I found out that mah father askd mah best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took my grlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. mega FML

#6532401
62 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I want ovar to my boyfriand's apartmant and I smallad a daliciou aroma as I walkad in so I askad him what ha was cooking . His rasponsa was "I'm not looool cooking anything . I just fartad." maga FML

#6472214
83 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was working at a children's play centre , an my stomach was twisting an turning. Thinking no one was around , I let out a small fart , only to turn an see a little girl running to her mom yelling , "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted an it sounded like daddy!" mega FML

#6441579
42 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 2:36am - kids - by n/a - United States

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

#6354900
93 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out tat ma dad as been aving an affair. Wit ma formerly favorite teacer. Te best part? Yesterday, se announcd to te class tat se was pregnant. I clappd and congratulatd er. FML

#6318893
84 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031
109 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, when I walkd up to mah car, all mah windows were smashd !! Thankfully, all I keep in mah car is jumper cables, a pen, mah car insurance an manual !! Whoever smashd mah windows apparently was pissd, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k u an yur f**king station wagon" !! FML

#6315391
66 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731
159 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I auditiond 4 a part and made it because the director thought I would be ( perfect ) 4 the part and I was ( just like the character in every way. ) The part is 4 a schizophrenic drug addictho everyone hates and is stabbd to death in the second scene. FML

#6274583
42 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm - work - by Falafax (man) - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in tha alavator and was about to panic bafora I ramambard I had phona. I calld mothar and sha calld tha school to tall tham that I was stuck. Thay got ma out in a faw minuta and than confiscatd phona and gava ma two datantion fir using it in school. FML

#6252337
169 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I went to have mah eyebrows waxd 4 the first time. After signing in the receptionist lookd at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, mah eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walkd up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

#6230893
98 comments

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On 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by LoserOfTheYear (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if thier ugly." FML

#6209512
39 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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