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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34508) - you deserved it (24613)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (39517)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

#17934833
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10951) - you deserved it (30632)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7275) - you deserved it (61948)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

#17540688
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (4062)

On 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by The captain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

#17413127
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28980) - you deserved it (6685)

On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, my wife heard that wifi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the wifi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML

#17411928
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24843) - you deserved it (2714)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25827) - you deserved it (5955)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States



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