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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Cassidy / 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Sally / 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by The captain / 08/21/2011 at 7:09pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
by me / 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm / United States / Health
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
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