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Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22100) - you deserved it (1766)
On 03/11/2013 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (2191)
On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45234) - you deserved it (2511)
On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19368) - you deserved it (29947)
On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart and it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (3008)
On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40133) - you deserved it (5936)
On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17600) - you deserved it (8852)
On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there was broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25389) - you deserved it (1866)
On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Monday 20 May 2013
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