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- Title : Miss
- Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (21 years old)
- <3 status : Not specified
- Number of visits : 1000
- Number of comments : 0
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
by frog / 11/06/2008 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids
by Sam / 10/30/2008 at 10:51am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML