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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, everyone thought that I was the one who fartd in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday... I realized tat ma ex as REALLY dumped me for a video game. And e will cange is mind. FML

#239
94 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today,ile on oliday in England, a cute boy cummed up and askedere I'm from . Wen I said Paris, e gave a look and said, "O, strange, I always tougt Parisians were te most beautiful women in te world." FML

#233
46 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah boyfriand cummd up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much incoma tax. How about wa gat marrid?” FML

#226
45 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML

#170
44 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow wen I tell im tat te main pages of is 2-mont work file elped make te best sausage I've ever done. FML

#164
47 comments

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On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told a friend that he looked looool smarter with his glasses on. He took them off an said "oh, an now u look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I've learnt that the grl I love thinks I'm gay . To be honest, I'm having doubts too . FML

#51
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've likd for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladie room. She never came back. FML

#40
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answerd «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've lookd everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

#34
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, 63-year-old nieghbor jumped out of his window . I was the frst to fine him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush . I guess I shouldn't have laughed at himhile waiting fir the ambulance, because he was landlord . FML

#24
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

yastarday during tha trailar at tha movias, boyfriand albowad ma in tha ribs and smilad whan an ad for a waight loss instituta was shown. FML

#18
104 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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