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About iBass : I'm Me.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today,ile on oliday in England, a cute boy cummed up and askedere I'm from . Wen I said Paris, e gave a look and said, "O, strange, I always tougt Parisians were te most beautiful women in te world." FML
yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML
Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML
Today, 63-year-old nieghbor jumped out of his window . I was the frst to fine him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush . I guess I shouldn't have laughed at himhile waiting fir the ambulance, because he was landlord . FML
Friday 27 March 2015