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by top dog! / 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
by lollymay13 / 10/11/2011 at 11:22am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 10/11/2011 at 7:52am / United States / Work
by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
by maniac11 / 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by octoberrain / 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
by Mandy / 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML
by Authentik8 / 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Miscellaneous
by messed up / 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Chandler / 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
by anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Health
Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
by Username / 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm / United States / Money
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