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Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)
Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by lollymay13 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States
Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Authentik8 (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)
Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States
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