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iAmLauRawr
  • Town/Country : Uk
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About iAmLauRawr : Hi there :)
I like long walks to the fridge and I'm an expert in teen hibernation!

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Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML



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