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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 63085
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About hyper12332 : Relaxed guy loves havin a good time with mates, pretty casuel and thinks funny people are legends!!

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Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

#41470
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25477) - you deserved it (3663)

On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

#34420
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13101) - you deserved it (44013)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

#12195
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22192) - you deserved it (27191)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8626) - you deserved it (41914)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38701) - you deserved it (1894)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15210) - you deserved it (63154)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11105) - you deserved it (23585)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24254) - you deserved it (1965)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33766) - you deserved it (9199)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19406) - you deserved it (9059)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8299) - you deserved it (32560)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58727) - you deserved it (4148)

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