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hyper12332
  • Town/Country : Kambalda, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 62927
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About hyper12332 : Relaxed guy loves havin a good time with mates, pretty casuel and thinks funny people are legends!!

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Today, I picked out some flowers. As I was checking out at the florists the cashier asked, "aww these for your mom, how sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "sorry..." FML

#41470 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (18128) - you deserved it (2791)

On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

#34420 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (8895) - you deserved it (31574)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

#12195 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (14896) - you deserved it (18519)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (5819) - you deserved it (30060)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (1236)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (10821) - you deserved it (46875)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (6779) - you deserved it (13586)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959 (22)

I agree, your life sucks (15682) - you deserved it (1049)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (24736) - you deserved it (6383)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (11804) - you deserved it (5707)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (4795) - you deserved it (19768)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (2781)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



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