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Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 12:10am - health - by xd3box - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 1:04am - work - by missingphoneproblems (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm - love - by Taylor (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 12:16pm - misc - by eviltwigster (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States
Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Danielle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)
Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 8:24pm - work - by jeremyj (man) - United States
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Lily (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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