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by ItGirl / 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm / Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 7:15am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
by single pringle / 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 11:37am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
by Anonymos_fmler / 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of my neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives for getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell them truth that I'm not desirable, just clumsy. FML
by ForeverAlone / 10/14/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
by manymisfortunes / 10/04/2014 at 1:43am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy