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Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

#20070700
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31928) - you deserved it (7630)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I figured out how serious mah wieght problem really ishen mah boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

#20067540
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13983) - you deserved it (55051)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Yesterday I Decided To Use Hand Sanitizer To Mask The Smell Of My Armpits At Work. Not Only Did It Intensify The Stench , My Boss Thinks I Have A Drinking Problem , Cuz I Vaguely Smelled Of Alcohol. I Was Too Embarrassed To Explain. Mega FML

#20063186
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (20852)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY, I WANTED TO TAKE A BUBBLE BAT WIT TE JETS IN TE BAT TAT I AVEN'T USED IN YERES. WEN I GOT IN, IT TOOK ME AILE TO REALIZE TAT TE JETS AD SQURTED OUT SLIME AND A FAMILY OF UNIDENTIFIABLE BUGS TAT AVE PROBABLY BEEN LIVING TERE FOR YERES. FML

#20060052
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (8292)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , while on the bus , a small child asked me if I was having a baby , and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

#20040876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19911) - you deserved it (9594)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman... and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school 4 the past three years. FML

#20037883
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (1423)

On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

Taday I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl looool who reads while taking dumps. FML

#20031031
132 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushd to open it and jumpd into his arms fir a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND FOUND MAH LIST OF WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH, COMPLETE WITH THE RATINGS I'D GIVEN THEM. THE LIST IS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. SHE'S ONLY THE HIGHEST RATD, SHE'S LAST ON THE LIST. FML

#20024660
519 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29727) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today,hile attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

#20003323
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28823) - you deserved it (6025)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my grlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches an a concussion on my brthday. fat FML

#19992075
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23629) - you deserved it (1617)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today,hile bussing at restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down leg. I startd shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turnd to stare. Then I realizd there was a hole in pocket and some quarters had slid out down leg. FML

#19979543
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (7160)

On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushd the toilethile she was taking a bath. The faucet 4 the bath was not running, but she insistd that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listenhen I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

#19972921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (1818)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by Raaaaage - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States



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