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hunterhound
  • Town/Country : Jupiter, USA
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  • Number of visits : 1618
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hunterhound : Lol u stalker don't look at my profile.........perv.

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Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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98 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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141 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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106 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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22 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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73 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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150 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

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On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -



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