Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

hunterhound

Search for a member

hunterhound

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2804
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hunterhound : Lol u stalker don't look at my profile.........perv.

hunterhound's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:01pm<b>mbolton</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:32am<b>sof5047</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 8:55pm<b>sula47</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 11:49am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 1:32pm<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 1:29am<b>shupwhup</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:59pm<b>hooAhhh</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 3:52am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:02am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:33pm<b>ExtremeEncounter</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:08am<b>concom</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:10pm<b>jackthekeeper</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:15am<b>JJ_V3N0M</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:04pm<b>puffpuffaroo</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>mojopin</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 9:45am<b>Sonotsuave</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 9:43pm<b>thisnameissecret</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 7:29pm

hunterhound's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

hunterhound's favorite FMLs

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31313) - you deserved it (3326)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36406) - you deserved it (7203)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40759) - you deserved it (5599)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (60644)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12054) - you deserved it (35058)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45183) - you deserved it (3062)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35882) - you deserved it (5203)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (6525)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48462) - you deserved it (4996)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44906) - you deserved it (11045)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17455) - you deserved it (45138)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42002) - you deserved it (5640)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38671) - you deserved it (3985)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38561) - you deserved it (8852)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44092) - you deserved it (6620)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: