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Today, Mah New Roommate Woke Me Up At Noon To Bitch About Mah ( Selfish Sleeping Habits ) An How They Ruin Her Ability To Invite Anyone Over. I Work The Graveyard Shift At The Hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25564) - you deserved it (1746)

On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML


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On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to friends . I mimd a punch behind a grl walking past to show technique and control, but she must have seen me . She turnd around and kickd me in the stomach . To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine . FML


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On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I was in the hospital with rib injurie after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said... "Well... you'll probably feel lyk you've been hit by a truck 4 ahile." Everyone laughed... except me. When I said he was being insensitive... he replied... "Calm down... I'm just ribbing you." real FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, an trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me too. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML


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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

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