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hunteer9
  • Town/Country : Ketchikan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hunteer9 : I'm just a bro from Alaska that likes reading FMLs to brighten his day.

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Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

#18630466
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (2928)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28392) - you deserved it (2579)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30034) - you deserved it (4703)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11914) - you deserved it (39020)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7863) - you deserved it (50665)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17005) - you deserved it (73808)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10981) - you deserved it (47522)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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