Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

hunteer9

Search for a member

hunteer9

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 909
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hunteer9 : I'm just a bro from Alaska that likes reading FMLs to brighten his day.

hunteer9's page activity

Visits<b>Allornone</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:38am<b>CyprisVerum</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 3:25pm<b>adamhoughton</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 7:45am<b>lovely_mess3</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 2:35am<b>xMrsCarlilex</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 12:26pm<b>Asbjorn89</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 7:55am<b>VonBlitzkrieg</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 11:34pm<b>jcross01</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 10:46am<b>eatwithfeet</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 9:57am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 8:48pm<b>metallica_wins</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 11:21pm<b>Aeroxx1337</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 2:57am<b>ZKatSherm</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 7:37pm<b>removefoot</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 3:19am<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 04/13/2013 at 8:01pm<b>Sporkly</b> - the 01/09/2013 at 12:20am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 12/27/2012 at 7:14pm<b>lex_seymour</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 5:09pm

hunteer9's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of hunteer9's badges

hunteer9's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

#18630466
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35008) - you deserved it (3426)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34770) - you deserved it (3093)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35196) - you deserved it (5226)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14833) - you deserved it (45124)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11415) - you deserved it (73022)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20010) - you deserved it (81783)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49900) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14794) - you deserved it (55535)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: