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Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm - work - by whateven (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)
Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States
Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML
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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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On 01/03/2013 at 1:42am - love - by Emily (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 6:38pm - misc - by Les Miserables is so sad (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 2:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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