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Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

#20966092
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On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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On 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by oops999 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML

#20963285
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On 11/19/2013 at 11:50am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

#20962468
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On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

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On 11/18/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by kb (woman) - United States



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