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Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 5:33am - love - by Jane (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by mjperfetti84 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was watching Pokémon with my daughter when she told me that I reminded her of her favorite Pokémon. Feeling good about it, I asked which one. She pointed to the screen and said "Snorlax!" The fat and lazy one. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by dessaye (woman) - Singapore
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I stepped away from my desk for a few minutes only to return to find the general manager installing updates on my computer. This wouldn't have been an issue had I not pulled up a website explaining in great detail the effects and causes of vaginal yeast infections. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 7:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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