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htownpostman
  • Town/Country : houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About htownpostman : I'm 37.. 2 kids..a J-O-B a C-A-R and a A-P-T.. What more can u ask for??

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Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45576) - you deserved it (4027)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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129 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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