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About htownpostman : I'm 38 years old... I have 2 children ages 11 and 9 and 2 stepchildren 10 and 7. I'm married, I have a J-O-B a C-A-R and a A-P-T.. What more can u ask for??
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Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014