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htownpostman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1976 (40 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 949
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About htownpostman : I'm 39 years old... I have 2 children ages 12 and 10 and 2 stepchildren 11 and 8. I'm married, I have a J-O-B a C-A-R and a A-P-T.. What more can u ask for??

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htownpostman's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I woke up loudly screaming from a "night" terror. I say "night"; I was actually at my desk at work, in the middle of the day, surrounded by dozens of co-workers in their cubicles. FML

by Whoopsie / 06/30/2014 at 3:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

by shtidsfpa / 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

by Carlee_Casten / 06/17/2014 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML

by jennythezebra / 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Work

Today, my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging. She has done this three times now. They cost 300 dollars to replace. FML

by peacechick71 / 09/22/2013 at 7:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

by Devil / 12/11/2012 at 1:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

by oohrahgal / 09/30/2012 at 12:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous