About htownpostman : I'm 39 years old... I have 2 children ages 12 and 10 and 2 stepchildren 11 and 8. I'm married, I have a J-O-B a C-A-R and a A-P-T.. What more can u ask for??
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by outoflove / 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Whoopsie / 06/30/2014 at 3:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
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by peacechick71 / 09/22/2013 at 7:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML
by Devil / 12/11/2012 at 1:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
by oohrahgal / 09/30/2012 at 12:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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