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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hr_awesome : I'm AWESOME!!!

And I only favorite the FMLs that makes me lol..

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Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65709) - you deserved it (4291)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97698) - you deserved it (5540)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

#3215628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61653) - you deserved it (9645)

On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

#2984635
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79030) - you deserved it (3043)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87432) - you deserved it (9937)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

#2821458
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68940) - you deserved it (3706)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing. And after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

#2741589
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42603) - you deserved it (19971)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

#796912
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80592) - you deserved it (13154)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)



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