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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37376) - you deserved it (17582)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)



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