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hpower15
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 702
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About hpower15 : I snowboard. I love to run. I am currently taking a BSc in Applied Human Nutrition, with hopes of becoming a Dietitian.

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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75812) - you deserved it (14634)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (129981)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92144) - you deserved it (42643)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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