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About howslife123 : I think unicorns are old news .. I like wombats and whale jokes

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howslife123's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37556) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45182) - you deserved it (3062)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you deserved it (11674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44909) - you deserved it (11045)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

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