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today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML
Taday I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappereed to!! My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it 4 her Myspace and said that I deserved it 4 bieng a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome!! FML
Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I fine I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
Today I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology . I see a 'sack'hich appereed to contain a liquid . Being the curious type I cut open the sack spraying said liquid over me and my desk . My teacher after giggling informed me that the liquid was in fact urine . I was pissed on by a dead pig . FML
Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac requred me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, ( It's disturbing how good u r at that. ) real FML
today my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment , refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. mega FML
yastarday I was changing mah shrt in tha bathroom whan I droppd it. It fall on mah foot... so I dacidd to flip it up with mah foot instaad of banding down to gat it. I flippd it... and it landd in tha toilat. Which somabody had flushd.
Today, I acceptd a great job offer I've been working monts to earn so I can continue to live wit my fiancé ere in Poland . I just found out tat my work visa was denid . Now I ave to fly ome to Canada an reapply before coming back . Tis takes a mont . My new job starts tomorrow . FML
Friday 27 March 2015