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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, looool who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. mega FML

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On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Asked Mah Teenage Daughter To Read Off Drections From Mah IPhonehile I Drove . She Went On Instagram Instead . We Missed The Turn By 32 Miles . FML

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On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)

Today, girlfriand got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash ovar har pubic mound. Nowhanavar I go down on har, I'll ba aya-to-aya with an adorabla pony that shits rainbows. FML

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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell down mah stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg mah ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father cuz they have a faster internet connection. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

today I discovered mah cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on mah favorite makeup brush.

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)

Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML

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On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I Shavd Mah Legs . I Recievd Endles Compliment About How Great They Lookd, And How Jealou All The Girls Were . I'm A Guy Who Shavd Them Fir A Themd Party, Fir Which I Dressd Up As A Girl .

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored . I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wereing a showercap . mega FML

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On 06/23/2012 at 11:11am - misc - by tylah - United States (New Jersey)

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He namd the album "FML". FML

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)



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