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Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I learnd that just cuz u live on a different continent, it doesn't mean yur mother won't come knocking when u r having sex. real FML

#20989004
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53375) - you deserved it (4617)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60812) - you deserved it (19045)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I HAD SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME HE'D EVER HAD SEX. HOW COULD I TELL? HE CRIED ALL THE WAY THROUGH AN CALLED HIS PARENTS RIGHT AFTER. MEGA FML

#20974515
104 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed mah stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with mah pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. big fat FML

#20901686
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38998) - you deserved it (8221)

On 09/30/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55920) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT, I WAS ASKED TO CUT SOME WIRE . WHEN I ASKED HER HOW MUCH, SHE SAID, "FROM MAH COMPUTER TO THE WALL" . AFTER EXPLAINING FIR A WHILE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS, SHE LEFT . FML

Today, Mah Husband Thought It Would Be Acceptable To Watch Breaking Bad On Netflix With Mah 4-year-old In The Room. What Happened To Be The Only Line He Picked Up? "Well Heil Hitler, Bitch!" I Found Out From His Preschool Teacher. Fat FML

#20865525
76 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, ma usband and I arrivd in Barbados on vacation. We visitd a club, and tey ad a selection of drinks wit werd names. My usband orderd one calld te Raging Bitc, flickd is finger towards me, and said to te barkeeper, ( Migt as well get someting I'm usd to. ) FML

#20820272
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45070) - you deserved it (10376)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24601) - you deserved it (3174)

On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, someonehistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did u seriously think that it was meant fir you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34560) - you deserved it (4482)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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