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honestsleep

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 635
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About honestsleep : beyond poor, beyond ostracized. destined to be obscured since 1993.

it's just occurred to me that people have sent me messages, and i haven't replied. i only browse FML through my ipod (the older app as well). sorry if i haven't replied to you - i wasn't ignoring you, i just never received the message.

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Today, mah boyfriend an I were fooling around in his carhen things got hot an heavy an we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to putted our cloths back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, an he had been there the entre time. FML

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