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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About holyblahblah : Hey, my name is Joseph, and if you're on my profile, yes I'm ugly. I'm forever alone (._.)

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Today, my 13 year old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML


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