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by emchocolat / 12/16/2012 at 11:55am / Europe / Miscellaneous
by MoreActionThanMe / 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Animals
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by whitecollar / 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work
Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML
by Gangnam / 11/16/2012 at 10:52am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by baby, baby no / 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Owen / 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by poro123 / 11/05/2012 at 12:39am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Sandy. I tasked him with going out to buy emergency groceries in case we lose power. He returned with dozens of microwave cup noodles. We're going to starve. FML
by cupnoodles / 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (New York) / Love
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
by katier8295 / 10/27/2012 at 8:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by geena / 10/27/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by BobsBabe2 / 10/24/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Kids
Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…