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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About holeyman : I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. I'm a pothead, jock in academic decathlon. I also have gorgeous holes in my face

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69395) - you deserved it (3983)

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